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It’s because it’s pretty hard to be this awesome. Well, it comes naturally for me, but others are unfortunately, not so lucky. Not to fear, though! There’s always hope.How very kind of you, monsieur Faris! I must say that I will do my best but not all have such an open mind or are not men of candor like you. It is a mystery to me, as to why they are not.
Don’t be sad, Celeste! You shouldn’t give a fuck about what people say. At least- not enough to let it affect your mood. Besides, anyone who thinks you aren’t brilliant…well you just send them my way and think nothing else of it.I am most sad that everyone considers me a cheerleader or no-brain. It is how you say? A bummer.
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I’m not a thief. It was willingly traded to me for a bookshelf and coffee table. If you want my gun, it would be rather wise for you to just come over and get it, Detective.
I think I might just take you up on that, Gen.
You know nothing about me. How would you figure I’m naughty? I’m not sure. My bite is worse than my bark, Faris. Let’s find out, shall we?
I know all that I need to know, Gen. Handcuff kink? It’s okay, you’re not the only one. It’s Detective Faris to you, gun thief. Name a time and place.
I’m pretty sure the lack of confidence happened somewhere when every girl I’ve ever had a thing for turned me down, broke up with me, and/or cheated with someone better than me. I don’t know how I’m supposed to come back from that Lio. And she loves you, maybe a little bit more than her own son… You wish you were like me a little maybe on occasion under certain circumstances. That sounded like a pretty intense-worded compliment.. So thank you…? I wish I was like you every day.
It’s only bad luck, I’m sure. Either that or you haven’t met your soulmate, yet. I certainly haven’t, why do you think I test out every hot chick I come across? I’m….searching…yeah- yeah, that’s what I’m doing…So don’t lose hope, don’t give, up. Ever. She’s He’s out there somewhere. I promise. Pshhh, Mama Pryor doesn’t love me like that…I mean, nevermind. She’s adorable? She should definitely understand, I’ll tell you that. You’re welcome, I think. And, who doesn’t?
Grow an ego? These things don’t just happen over night! My mother would make you a pie anytime, you know that. Maybe we can get some dinner at her place later this week? I know the whole ‘no offence’ thing is supposed to make me feel better, but that still stung a little.
Okay, okay, I knew that. I guess it’s something you’re born with? Or an acquired trait? Maybe you could learn it? Mmmm god, that sounds fantastic. I love your mother, okay…Are you still the only man of the house? I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that, I swear. I’ve been in a slump lately, okay? What I meant was that she was ridiculous and not worth it if she passed up a guy like you. I mean, you’re incredible, sometimes I wish I was like you a little bit maybe on occasion under certain circumstances. No joke.
